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bringyoursister:

Via Mario Balotelli’s Instagram, here he is reading “I Am Zlatan” while doing a bunch of other things.

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In the New York Museum of Sex, there’s a bouncy castle made of bo*bs

communistbakery:

did-you-kno:

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did u really sensor the word boob I’m gonna piss myself

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vaelkyrie:

thebadpunqueen:

michaelaisradashell:

the expression “i cant say that with a straight face” comes from the fact that straight people have no sense of humour and cant tell jokes

um can you not?

are you straight because I’m sensing a lack of sense of humor
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Anonymous: Criticizing Heterosexuals is still discrimination , well I guess we can't expect dumb-asses like you to understand ! :)

coolator:

*yawn*

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hellabloggin:

who is she

hellabloggin:

who is she

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woodmeat:

fish-dinner-connoisseur:

woodmeat:

fish-dinner-connoisseur:

woodmeat:

white people really call getting dreads a journey and thats the funniest shit i wont even explain why

black women call their natural hair a journey all the time tho idgi

yeah but the difference is there aint anything natural about whites with dreads and the last time white people wanted to journey they left europe on ships

it still aint a damn journey goin natural dont take em through time and space to commune with their ancestors

neither do rolling your blonde hair back and fourth with dookie in your palms fam what is u talkin bout

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lesbeehive:

Les Beehive – Natalie Portman by Ellen von Unwerth, 1996

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I FUCKING HATE WHEN PEOPLE POUR KETCHUP ALL OVER THE FRENCH FRIES INSTEAD OF A DESIGNATED CORNER AND THEY OFFER ME SOME LIKE NO FUCK YOU AND YOUR TAINTED FRENCH FRIES

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thetomska:

Man of Steel (2013)

thetomska:

Man of Steel (2013)

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